Everything you need to know about robots.

First of all, they love you.  There is a lot of scary science fiction and social media fear mongering about robots.  That stuff is all baloney.  Robots were made by aliens to make the world a happier place.  They tickle sloths, they teach pumas how to wrastle, and they do their best to put smiles on the faces of humans.  So next time you're getting off the bus and walking down a dark, rainy street towards the corner potato chip store, if you happen upon a giant robot don't freak out.  It's probably just trying to help you stay dry.

Remember, robots can dematerialize and shlorp through a building, so if you startle them don't worry about it.