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Magic Robots gear.  Super high quality and awesome.  You also are awesome.

Magic Robots gear.  Super high quality and awesome.  You also are awesome.

SHIRTS

These are the best BEEPing shirts you've ever BEEPing seen. And they're comfortable as BEEP.

 
 

HOODIES

Our hoodies are soft and cozy and will not meet any standards for body armor or cybernetic enhancement.

HATS

Hats go on your head. We know this because we  have been studying humans for a long time. Our hats do not have mind control nanotech ports.

 
 

GOODIES

We also sell random stuff like pillows and mugs. Space these evenly around your home and we will definitely not be able to map your 3 dimensional space in real time.